Noel Fielding Is God.
sammslifexo:

I love her smile :)

sammslifexo:

I love her smile :)

Mrs Doyle: Do you think our new guest would like a cup of tea Father? The little sheep fellow...
Father Ted: I don't think they drink tea Mrs Doyle. Not unless you have some special sheep tea, haha ha haha
Mrs Doyle: Yes.
Father Ted: What?
Mrs Doyle: I do have some sheep tea in the kitchen.
Father Ted: Oh. Right, well... you'd better... give him some of that, then.
Mrs Doyle: Okay so!
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure you won't have a slice of cake Father? There's cocaine in it!
Ted: ....
Mrs Doyle: Oh no! What am I saying! Not cocaine, RAISINS!

mymetalphantom:

Father Ted - 2x01 “Hell”

Bet you're happy your man is free from the chains of marriage.

shhhhh, russell brand is minging and i regret ever fancying him! But Katy! ahahah shes mah future wifeyy! We can get married now! <3 And tbh, i they werent right for each other…. katy perry and brand…. no.

10knotes:

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